Mitchell: I’m sorry I laughed.
Cam: I don’t want an apology but I will say your behaviour today has been very eye opening. Oh…no offence, Jay.
Jay: None taken. You look like an iceberg.
“I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ‘em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything…except for clowns. Never shared that with the family so, shh- I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it’s because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods - but who knows?”
Luke: Boys rule and girls drool!
Alex: You drool all the time. Mom had to take you to a specialist.
Luke: I’m still growing into my tongue.
Dylan: I go a lot of places without shoes. I’m not wearing shoes right now! Oh wait, that’s ‘cause I left them at your uncles’s house.
Hayley: This is a disaster!
Dylan: Maybe they’ll think they’re theirs?
Hayley: They’re gay! They know what shoes they own!
”Honey, I’m home!”
(via hawkeye-barton)
